14 1 / 2013
I just finished a game for a 24 hour jam Porpentine ran called BIG CHAOS TWINE JAM.
It’s called Drunken Mind Control Slaughter, which is a name generated by http://videogamena.me/.
It is about getting drunk on your birthday and embarrassing yourself but it is also about psychic fruit and doing drugs you probably shouldn’t.
17 12 / 2012
I made a game for Ludum Dare 25! It’s called More Afraid of You!
It’s about bees!
I hope you like it! I only had the one day to do it in so it’s a little rough around the edges.
Here’s a version of the game with bugfixes that came after the jam ended!
20 10 / 2012
I recently discovered that there have been extreme efforts to archive the geocities sites that were lost when yahoo shut down the service. As a result, I’ve found the games I made as a teen and I thought were lost forever. I’ll provide as much information as I have/remember.
First, “Shooting Game.”
It’s a 3 player game I made for me and my sisters to play. One of them controls with the arrow keys, one of them controls with WASD and one controls with another set of keys I can’t work out (num pad, maybe? I don’t have one on this laptop)
up is move, left and right are turn and down is shoot, but you can only shoot once you’ve picked up ammo. press 1 2 or 3 to select a different level, the third level has ghost blocks which will randomly change the direction of bullets that hit them. I’m pretty sure the music is a Sonic MIDI. I was into those.
According to the Last Modified date, I made this game on November 2nd, 2003. I was 14.
Second: “Blob Volleyball”
According to my geocities page, “Not funny, just a regular volleyball game featuring some simple blobs…”
WASD and arrow keys control the blobs, 1 2 or 3 in the menu changed the number of points you need to win. I think this was, in its entirety, an attempt to rip of a flash game that was exactly the same thing. All the sound samples are my voice.
The Last Modified date is the same as the Shooting Game. So, 14.
Thirdly and finally: “Ziggy Needs A Pint”
This was my opus. I was so so proud of this. You are “Ziggy”, a character I made up when I thought it would be cool to have bright blue spiky hair (the sprite is an edit of Luigi from Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga). Your aim is to drink as many “pints” as you can, and as you drink more your walking becomes erratic and enemies start haunting you and dealing damage. The burp sound is mine, the toilet sound I got from the internet and the background music is a Sonic MIDI, again. Once you get to 25 movement is nearly impossible, it’s so ridiculous :D
This, despite the filename, is NOT ziggypintv1. The first time I made it the beer person was a GIF of a zombie from a Metal Slug game and the toilet was from Google Images.
Last Modified 23rd February 2004, so I was also 14. I had never got drunk, I was guessing. I thought these games were spread over a longer period, but apparently not!
Ok bye!
18 10 / 2012
Glorious Trainwrecks ran a game jam based on the long, meaningless post of a spambot. I made a game for it. It’s really bad but I think it truly captures what the spambot was getting at.
26 8 / 2012
I made a game for Ludum Dare! It is called The Best Dinosaur.
It is Windows only, sorry.
Will YOU be the best dinosaur?????
08 6 / 2012
I just made a quick game about Twitter’s new branding guidelines.
It’s called Twitter’s Branding Strategy.
Use the mouse to control Twitter’s Branding Standards Weapon and destroy all symbols that fail to accurately uphold Twitter’s all-important branding values.
It’s Windows only, sorry.
02 4 / 2012
Comedecoy, the Molyjam game I made with the rest of Team Feeling (Background Artist Fraser Ntukula, Character Artist David French, UI Artist Ross Cubbon and Writer Debbie Timmins) Is now up on the internet and available to play!
Can you make the guards laugh so your spy/thief cohorts can sneak past?
Can you save creativity?
Can you remember that there are no mouse controls so please don’t try, it won’t work?
It plays like a game made by a team of 3 artists and 2 writers and no programmers.
It is very easy to break it, so try not to break it.
I will probably write something up about it at some point, I know Debbie’s got something in the works.
EDIT: This link is broken now! I didn’t upload it so I can’t change nothin! If you really want to play it, hassle me and I’ll get something sorted, but bear in mind it’s super busted!
27 2 / 2012
NEUROSES, another Pirate Kart game by me, is NOW AVAILABLE!
Use an INCREDIBLE BESPOKE INTERACTIVE FICTION ENGINE to explore an INCREDIBLE WORLD of INCREDIBLE FASHION BLOGGERS and INCREDIBLE FLATMATES.
Can you survive THE OUTSIDE WORLD?
Can you score ONE (1) POINTS?
25 2 / 2012
PONG HACK DOT EXE now available
CORRUPT young nerds!
HACK your own arcade!
SPEND your riches on ridiculous things!
